Miles traveled (round-trip): around 1,100
Horrifyingly nasty sticky mind-shattering poos along the way: only 1, thank GOD!
Stops at McDonalds' drive-throughs (round-trip): 4
Times that we thought Mark's Dad was gonna explode from joy: 1,000,000
Aunts, Uncles, Great-aunts and Great-uncles visited with: 5
First cousins, first cousins once removed and second cousins met: 8
Personalized quilts that all the aforementioned cousins chipped in to make for us: 2
Days away from home: 5
Number of days we held out before going to Walmart for a Jumperoo: 1
Times we were told that the Jumperoo was worth every penny: 23
Pounds of turkey eaten: 3.2 per parent
Times Maia went "Cujo" on Dad: 6
Hotdogs Dad fed Maia: 10
Games WVU won: 1, setting them up for a chance at the National Championships
Hand knit bibs made on the trip: 2.75 (the third is 1/4 of the way from being done)
Great stories told by Aaron, Janine, the boys and Dad: countless!
Fever, in degrees, that Aden got the night before we were supposed to leave: 101.6
Hours spent bringing it down: 3
Dead deer seen on the drive back: 8
Things the cats peed on while we were away: 0!!!
Hunter and Aden finally meeting Dad (grandpa) and PoMo (great-grandma): Priceless